Don't kiss the taxi man
You don't know where he's been
He's been uptown and downtown
Harlem, Bronx and Queens
When you finally reach your stop
Pay the fair by all means
Don't kiss the taxi man
Just pay the fair
When you kiss the taxi man
He'll only take you halfway there
He'll go uptown and downtown
He always switches keys
When you're told to hang on
You'll know what I mean
Don't kiss the taxi man
You just can't tell
Don't kiss the taxi man
He's a crazed gypsy straight from Hell
Taxi!
